Talking to Greek women:
-Girls since you are here we will get to get acquainted with you.
-Ha ha.He says since you are here we will meet you.
-Of course.Do you like tzatziki?(sauce ingredient of souvlaki with intense flavor really out of place question when you are in club and not in fast food).
-No,we eat souvlaki without tzatziki.
-Oh,you like children souvlaki.What about souvlaki with vodka?
-Vodka no.
-So you prefer Martini on the rocks with orange juice?
-No Martini.
-But you like the Martini man licking his lips don't you?
-He is not that handsome.
-All Greek girls like Italian men but we are more macho.Where are you from?
-(Name of provincial town)
-Nice cheese there is there not?
-Not only cheese.
-But cheese is exceptional.Do you milk a lot?
-In the village yes.But we are not for milking.
-I am sure you do not like to milk cows.You prefer other animals.
-Like what?
-Like donkeys.
-Milking donkeys?No way.
-Their milk is supposed to be very nutritional.Do you drink milk with coffee or coffee with milk?
-I drink Greek coffee.
-I like frape.It makes you a missile.When I was in America I could not find a real coffee it was a nightmare.I was all the time sleepy.Where was the Greek frappe.I asked some Americans:Seriously guys where can I find a coffee more serious than the juice here?They told me man,this is the strongest coffee we have here.Damn I will die from sleepiness.
-I like America.
-Me too.Although soccer is not much developed there.There are many interesting malls though.
-I have an uncle in America.
-I was in Chicago.Met Al Kapone personally.
-Who?
-I met some Polish there.
-Girls since you are here we will get to get acquainted with you.
-Ha ha.He says since you are here we will meet you.
-Of course.Do you like tzatziki?(sauce ingredient of souvlaki with intense flavor really out of place question when you are in club and not in fast food).
-No,we eat souvlaki without tzatziki.
-Oh,you like children souvlaki.What about souvlaki with vodka?
-Vodka no.
-So you prefer Martini on the rocks with orange juice?
-No Martini.
-But you like the Martini man licking his lips don't you?
-He is not that handsome.
-All Greek girls like Italian men but we are more macho.Where are you from?
-(Name of provincial town)
-Nice cheese there is there not?
-Not only cheese.
-But cheese is exceptional.Do you milk a lot?
-In the village yes.But we are not for milking.
-I am sure you do not like to milk cows.You prefer other animals.
-Like what?
-Like donkeys.
-Milking donkeys?No way.
-Their milk is supposed to be very nutritional.Do you drink milk with coffee or coffee with milk?
-I drink Greek coffee.
-I like frape.It makes you a missile.When I was in America I could not find a real coffee it was a nightmare.I was all the time sleepy.Where was the Greek frappe.I asked some Americans:Seriously guys where can I find a coffee more serious than the juice here?They told me man,this is the strongest coffee we have here.Damn I will die from sleepiness.
-I like America.
-Me too.Although soccer is not much developed there.There are many interesting malls though.
-I have an uncle in America.
-I was in Chicago.Met Al Kapone personally.
-Who?
-I met some Polish there.