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(03-13-2015 05:57 AM)kosko Wrote:  

I had a draft saved for the lounge. A small note on how most wipes are the biggest game changer. TP is for the peons and plebs, few places use dry paper to clean their arses. The newspaper cleaning a window comparison comes to mind where you smear stuff instead of getting it clean.

I can't go back to strictly TP. I don't care how broke I am I wont deny myself the small luxury of a clean wipe. Moist wipes are the best and game friendly. It forces a girl to freshen up if she is using the bathroom right before a fuck. I can't think of a lady who won't use wipes if they are around, I hear the click of the container and I get a sense of ease she is attempting to make her situation better.

Team Wet Wipes. Fuck TP.

Awwww shit. The thought never occurred to me.
Fuck the 1 ply. Fuck the 2 ply. i'm movin on up to moist towlettes, that's some real g movements right there. Game recognized.