Dude-- be more paranoid.
Do not post in online forums about how you will publicize confidential corporate data gleaned from a high profile job you don't even have yet.
ESPECIALLY forums lurked by obsessive haters who make money getting people fired.
ESPECIALLY when the company is owned by IAC, erstwhile home of Justine "AIDS Tweet" Sacco.
TINDER INTERN SHARED WOMEN'S PERSONAL DATA ON RAPE ADVOCATE FORUM
(The most embarrassing picture of you on the entire internet goes here)
(Pithy caption with your real name, guaranteed to stay on page one of Google for 1,000 years, goes here)
By Sam Biddle (Gawker Staff)
(Adderall-fueled screed mocking you goes here)
(Choice quotes from Roosh's recent rape article go here)
(Statement of shock and apology from Barry Diller goes here; he assures that you've been forcibly removed from IAC premises)
RELATED: COULD TINDER BREACH CREATE 100,000 MORE BILL COSBYS? (HINT: YES)
(Hundreds of comments calling for your castration go here)
Do not post in online forums about how you will publicize confidential corporate data gleaned from a high profile job you don't even have yet.
ESPECIALLY forums lurked by obsessive haters who make money getting people fired.
ESPECIALLY when the company is owned by IAC, erstwhile home of Justine "AIDS Tweet" Sacco.
TINDER INTERN SHARED WOMEN'S PERSONAL DATA ON RAPE ADVOCATE FORUM
(The most embarrassing picture of you on the entire internet goes here)
(Pithy caption with your real name, guaranteed to stay on page one of Google for 1,000 years, goes here)
By Sam Biddle (Gawker Staff)
(Adderall-fueled screed mocking you goes here)
(Choice quotes from Roosh's recent rape article go here)
(Statement of shock and apology from Barry Diller goes here; he assures that you've been forcibly removed from IAC premises)
RELATED: COULD TINDER BREACH CREATE 100,000 MORE BILL COSBYS? (HINT: YES)
(Hundreds of comments calling for your castration go here)
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