Happy Valentines day guys!!!
Yes I know Valentines day is fairly gay. But use it to your advantage, use it as a excuse to get anal or do something vile to one of your girls.
Plus a big tip that has worked well for me on holidays is to mass send a text/whatsappp/ whatever you kids are using to communicate with to every girl you know. Send like a photo a grumpy cat valentines day meme or something funny or something sexual. A girl that maybe in the past kind of wrote you off because she had a boyfriend or was crushing on some guy might now be in a dry spell... or sad because she doesnt have a valentine. She may be more receptive to hanging out with you these days. An holidays are a great way to put that feeler out there and see who bites. Plus there is no harm in it, you're not going to look like a desperate beta for spreading some holiday cheer.
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Yes I know Valentines day is fairly gay. But use it to your advantage, use it as a excuse to get anal or do something vile to one of your girls.
Plus a big tip that has worked well for me on holidays is to mass send a text/whatsappp/ whatever you kids are using to communicate with to every girl you know. Send like a photo a grumpy cat valentines day meme or something funny or something sexual. A girl that maybe in the past kind of wrote you off because she had a boyfriend or was crushing on some guy might now be in a dry spell... or sad because she doesnt have a valentine. She may be more receptive to hanging out with you these days. An holidays are a great way to put that feeler out there and see who bites. Plus there is no harm in it, you're not going to look like a desperate beta for spreading some holiday cheer.
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