Meet Charles Clymer.
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Charles had the cunning idea of becoming a professional feminist. Unfortunately for Charles, he (allegedly) has a penis, and is doubly handicapped* by also being a white heterosexual person, which basically means he is a filthy untouchable in Social Justice Warrior land.
(*Not the good kind of handicapped, like being a Siamese Twin or something, because that would elevate his SJW status.)
Naturally, feminists and SJW's started to get annoyed when this "cis white dude" started taking up valuable attention space that should rightly have gone to genderqueer otherkin feminists, hambeasts, and womyn with dicks. And what's worse - he Facebook blocked SJW's who criticised him. Which is, like, actually and literally a microaggression.
Butts were hurt. Fee-fees were triggered. What-the-actuals were fucked.
What does any good SJW do when they're outraged?
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To Twitter!
https://storify.com/AstrokidNJ/feminist-...-feminists
Here's Charlie-boy femming it up on Twitter like a soggy queef, and a sample from the epic beat-down that followed:
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What was Clymer's response?
He came out as "genderfluid".
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Charles had the cunning idea of becoming a professional feminist. Unfortunately for Charles, he (allegedly) has a penis, and is doubly handicapped* by also being a white heterosexual person, which basically means he is a filthy untouchable in Social Justice Warrior land.
(*Not the good kind of handicapped, like being a Siamese Twin or something, because that would elevate his SJW status.)
Naturally, feminists and SJW's started to get annoyed when this "cis white dude" started taking up valuable attention space that should rightly have gone to genderqueer otherkin feminists, hambeasts, and womyn with dicks. And what's worse - he Facebook blocked SJW's who criticised him. Which is, like, actually and literally a microaggression.
Butts were hurt. Fee-fees were triggered. What-the-actuals were fucked.
What does any good SJW do when they're outraged?
To Twitter!
https://storify.com/AstrokidNJ/feminist-...-feminists
Here's Charlie-boy femming it up on Twitter like a soggy queef, and a sample from the epic beat-down that followed:
What was Clymer's response?
He came out as "genderfluid".