[Phoenix]

(12-29-2014 09:49 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

I sell dick pics for $3 per inch, so closer to $27 per pic. And for your information I've sold almost $500k worth. Might make a data sheet on it. TOP THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

Hmm but your sig says "Selling dick pics for $1". We can thus only assume that your dick is actually 1/3 of an inch long, or you are selling pics of other guys dicks o_0.
Edit: said in good humor, I have to be careful