Never had a girl tell me she was raped.
But back in the 90's, when I was college aged, it seemed every other girl had been almost raped.
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Obviously, being almost raped isn't a winning hand any more in the zero-sum game of female attention whoring.
Let's extrapolate this trend.
90's - I was almost raped!
00's - I was raped!
10's - I was gang-raped!
20's - I was gang-raped and then murdered!
30's - I was gang-raped and then murdered and then brought back to life via human cloning and then raped again!
40's - Rape, rape rape-rape rape rape, rape!
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But back in the 90's, when I was college aged, it seemed every other girl had been almost raped.
Obviously, being almost raped isn't a winning hand any more in the zero-sum game of female attention whoring.
Let's extrapolate this trend.
90's - I was almost raped!
00's - I was raped!
10's - I was gang-raped!
20's - I was gang-raped and then murdered!
30's - I was gang-raped and then murdered and then brought back to life via human cloning and then raped again!
40's - Rape, rape rape-rape rape rape, rape!