[Moma]

I'm starting to wonder if I am not nasty enough with these lizards sexually.

A lot of you guys seem to be up for doing the wildest shyt and I am wondering if I'm just too squeamish.

For instance, I do not sodomise my reptiles. I was offered this on a plate by a Canadian lizard a couple of years ago (she kept on begging for it almost every week and would toss my salad furiously to lure me in) but I still remember when I tried it with a former salamander back in the UK and the smell of dookey was a MAJOR Turn off.

I am usually sober when I slay my creatures, drink from time to time, don't smoke or take other shyt.

Is that a drawback in giving me the gall to get into that other shyt?

I am also extremely picking about bocattin so it's pretty much just power pounding and ass slapping.

But in North America, most lizards have graduated beyond that by the time they are halfway through high school.

My question is, how do you guys deal with the smell of dookey when you pummel the tradesman's entrance?
How do you deal with the pong of fish (slight or major) when you bo?

Or are you so high/drunk that you don't give a fcuk?

Cheers,