Awesome thread, laughing at a bunch of these. Here's mine:
What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
A visitor
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Why did God invent women?
Because dogs can't bring beer
What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
A visitor
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Why did God invent women?
Because dogs can't bring beer