Some of the jokes I post I've reworked...a few of them are original. Regardless, here's more.
-They say that women are like children...but with my girlfriend my cock slides right in...
- I saw the wife at the bank today. Not good news - I thought she'd wash up further downriver...
- If you truly love a girl be sure to make love to her as many times as you can before she starves in the basement.
-The wife told me today that I'm not the father of our daughter. I was absolutely devastated. All those years of holding back...
Cheers
-They say that women are like children...but with my girlfriend my cock slides right in...
- I saw the wife at the bank today. Not good news - I thought she'd wash up further downriver...
- If you truly love a girl be sure to make love to her as many times as you can before she starves in the basement.
-The wife told me today that I'm not the father of our daughter. I was absolutely devastated. All those years of holding back...
Cheers
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