I'll say it again: Someone needs to take the piss out of these idiots and start carrying around another mattress. They could go one of two ways. The serious route would be to get ten big jocks to help one other jock out with his "burden". Make sure to take it to the busiest buildings/thoroughfares on campus such that it becomes a safety risk for evacuation from fires, etc. Escalate the whole thing so that eventually, no one is allowed to carry a mattress around.
The non-serious route would be to make it very playful. Take photos of it at keg parties and so on. Have free vodka shots for any passerby who would take photos with it. Turn the whole thing into a giant, mobile party.
What's wrong with the youth of today? Haven't they seen Animal House?
The non-serious route would be to make it very playful. Take photos of it at keg parties and so on. Have free vodka shots for any passerby who would take photos with it. Turn the whole thing into a giant, mobile party.
What's wrong with the youth of today? Haven't they seen Animal House?