[monster]

OK real talk: I don't say shit unless the girl has some value to me in that 1) I'm trying to get in her good graces (business, friendship) then I compliment her, or 2) if I'm trying to fuck her (and some short haired girls are sexy as fuck) than I will pay them a real compliment about their short hair and it always lights their eyes. Reason being is that short hair is risque and the girl really does feel it fits her personality. They love this because it's a mini-cold-read essentially. Then I'll maybe throw in a compliment about how "I always hear from girls with short hair that short hair is SO much easier than when their hair was longer" and this keeps them talking for days hah.