[Basil Ransom]

If I could program, I would make a Chicktionary app. List of girls, pics optional, attractiveness ratings, what bases and # of dates you've done with them, backlog of texts and calls from each girl, prerecorded list of text openers and gambits. Lets you type in texts and automatically delays them an appropriate amount set by an algorithm based on age and her typical response time, and randomized around that point. Calendar indicating when girls are free and when dates are set. Menstrual cycle sub-app. Gather data on which pre-recorded openers are most effective/ yield longest texts back.