Japanese hoez are the queens of retarded flake excuses. Just a few I've encountered:
"I left my air conditioner on last night and now I'm very sick."
"My little brother broke his leg and I had to go with him to the hospital." This one was accompanied by a leg picture that was very obviously taken from GIS.
"Someone stole my bike, so I can't get to the station."
"My toilet broke."
"I left my air conditioner on last night and now I'm very sick."
"My little brother broke his leg and I had to go with him to the hospital." This one was accompanied by a leg picture that was very obviously taken from GIS.
"Someone stole my bike, so I can't get to the station."
"My toilet broke."