[Alan Partridge]

(07-10-2014 03:09 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

I'm not too proud to admit I WB the one in the red. Even more so considering her strange actions.

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“What followed was pure gold,” his statement read. “I continued to back up as we went around the canopy frame. In the most bizarre moment she gnashed her teeth, lunging at me with an open palm and said, ‘I’ll grab your d*ck!’ I appreciated the offer but didn’t feel the chemistry was there.”