Quote: (06-07-2014 11:42 AM)runsonmagic Wrote:
I'd feel like a bit of poser with an animal skin from a beast I didn't kill.
Now I wanna go hunting.
I agree here, way more badass if you killed it.
Years down the road I'm going to pull a broad back to my house and show her the huge bearskin rug in front of the fireplace.
Then I'm going to take off my custom suit and bang her.
The best part will be afterwards, when we are be basking in the post-coital glow with her head on my hairy chest, fireplace crackling in the background. She is going to ask where I got the rug, and I will nonchalantly explain how I shot it with a large-caliber handgun when I was hiking over the continental divide.
She will be so wet I will need to go hunting for another one.