Any advice on telling a girl she gave me STI without it blowing up in my face?
06-04-2014, 05:13 PM
Take her to a Chinese restaurant, and when she's not looking swap her fortune cookie with one where you've swapped out the slip of paper with one of your own creations. Confucious say: girl with nasty snatch cootie catch.
Seriously, if it were me, I'd do the round of antibiotics and pretend nothing ever happened, as in Dick of Steel: "Yeah, I fucked her... What's that, you say? Damn, that's too bad. I just had a physical and everything came up clean. Kinda strange. Guess I have a Dick of Steel."
Seriously, if it were me, I'd do the round of antibiotics and pretend nothing ever happened, as in Dick of Steel: "Yeah, I fucked her... What's that, you say? Damn, that's too bad. I just had a physical and everything came up clean. Kinda strange. Guess I have a Dick of Steel."