Was carpooling to a bball tourney with my buddy & his girlfriend. Started cracking jokes to pass the time.
"What's better than winning first place at the Special Olympics?"
"What?"
"Not being retarded."
Usually get a few laughs from that one, but it was all crickets that day.
"You know Coleen teaches mentally handicapped kids, right?"
I live for moments like these.
"What's better than winning first place at the Special Olympics?"
"What?"
"Not being retarded."
Usually get a few laughs from that one, but it was all crickets that day.
"You know Coleen teaches mentally handicapped kids, right?"
I live for moments like these.
"The whole point of being alpha, is doing what the fuck you want.
That's why you see real life alphas without chicks. He's doing him.
Real alphas don't tend to have game. They don't tend to care about the emotional lives of the people around them."
-WIA