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Unfortunate Outcomes
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Unfortunate Outcomes

Got invited to this party once at a loft. Decided I'd check it out. Couple of friends came along.
Party was grooving, people were dancing, and the boose was flowing.

I'm standing with my circle of amigos (guys and girls) and spot this cutie leaning against the bar, watching everyone dance. I say, "Hey guys I gotta dance. I'll catch ya around."

I dance through the crowd. Slowly. Provocatively. She makes eye contact and so I dance in her direction. Waltz right up to her and say, "You're too pretty to be standing here alone. You should dance with me."

Immediately, she bursts in to tears and slides down on her butt. Back still against the bar. Sobbing.

Startled, I say, "Alright cool I'll see ya around." And begin to dance back to my friends, who were all watching this go down. When I get back to the circle they ask, "Why'd you have to make her cry man?"

I'll never know.
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