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(01-19-2014 07:15 AM)Fox McCloud Wrote:  

(01-18-2014 10:55 PM)DirectDanger Wrote:  

I get a text last night from Fox McCloud...
8pm - "Hey I am seeing her tonight"
10pm - "Done!"

Just to be a little bit of a dick I send her a text around 11pm.

DirectDanger - "Hey... What are you doing tonight?"

I had a girl over and I don't look at my phone until the next morning.

Girl -
"So?? I know what youre thinking"
"can we at least talk?"
"can we at least talk?"
"DirectDanger???"
"DirectDanger come on???"
"Look, anway this is going nowhere I know. Might at least tell you now. I really like you. I really really really do. I'm sorry. I really am."



Not exactly sure if her response means she knows she fucked one of my buddies or not. Girls often ask me if I have friends here and I tell them about my buddy Fox McCloud but fuck if I can remember what my conversation was with that girl. I can't remember which girl I tell what.

Yeah it does because I told her, the whole date I was giving her hints and clues, playing with fire, to see if she would figure it out. Honestly she had a weird tooth and that really bothers me but knowing what I knew it was a deed that had to be done. She was super easy, I pretty much just walked her around and moved her into a cab. We stopped by a 711 to grab a bottle and some soda, but we didn't drink. I knew she was going to be easy so I pretty much just picked her up and started making out with her, then threw her on my bed.

DirectDanger definitely stretched her out before I got there which sucked. Sex was ok I tried to just kiss her cheek not her mouth. The 10pm text I sent was when she was in the shower. When she gets out I lay on the bad and say "So, who was better, me or DirectDanger?" Her pupils shrink really small but I can kind of see what's going on in the back of her mind.



but there was nothing to rationalize, so she jumped on me and grabbed my throat with both hands, trying to strangle me. I seriously think she wanted to get rid of the evidence (me.) She yelled, "Its not OK!!!!" Luckily she is tiny and Filipina, anyways, eskimo brothers.

This is hilarious! I wonder what she had in her mind..