What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
- A whore goes around and fucks EVERYBODY, and a bitch goes around and fucks everybody EXCEPT YOU.
Why did God make women?
- What? You think he'd rather wash the dishes himself?
Why are women like condoms?
-They both spend more time in your wallet, than on your dick.
Why did God create yeast infections?
-So that women would know what it feels like to deal with an irritating cunt.
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
-Umm...40, maybe 50 pounds.
- A whore goes around and fucks EVERYBODY, and a bitch goes around and fucks everybody EXCEPT YOU.
Why did God make women?
- What? You think he'd rather wash the dishes himself?
Why are women like condoms?
-They both spend more time in your wallet, than on your dick.
Why did God create yeast infections?
-So that women would know what it feels like to deal with an irritating cunt.
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
-Umm...40, maybe 50 pounds.
You don't get there till you get there