Woman: What's on the TV?
Man: Dust!
Q: Why don't women need watches?
A: There is a clock on the oven.
Q: Why are women's feet smaller than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
My favorite:
Q: What still sucks after five years of marriage?
A: Your job.
Man: Dust!
Q: Why don't women need watches?
A: There is a clock on the oven.
Q: Why are women's feet smaller than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
My favorite:
Q: What still sucks after five years of marriage?
A: Your job.