[ikkyu]

"I feel totally hollow...in a good way" - after a serious ass pounding

"i can't even tell if i'm coming or not"

"i'm like a delicious twinkie" - post-creampie

"did you cum in me? I'm really wet I can't tell" (answer was no)

"fuck off cat, I'm cock worshipping" - interrupted by pet

"you're not a bad guy but you can be a really condescending asshole" - honesty

"i hate fat chicks. it's not cause of their fat bodies it's their fat personalities" - insight

"before i go teabag me for good luck"

"i had a dream your dick shot rum raisin ice cream"

"oh don't worry it's good pain"

Favorite exchange of the month:
"i'm sorry"
- huh? what are you apologizing for
"being a crazy bitch earlier"
- oh I honestly didn't notice I'm used to much worse
"thanks I guess"