"I've never seen an actual condom in my life" - girl who had 'only slept with 3 guys' before me. Which became (a probably still under egged) 8 within a few weeks once she realised i wasn't buying any of her shit.
"I just love getting fucked. As long as its a big cock" - same girl many many times
But my favourite was from a 21 year old girl off OKC, after asking how many girls i had slept with (usually i avoid answering or give a stupidly high or low number, but in this case i made up a believable low number as i could see where the conversation was headed) -
"Oh wow.. i feel like such a bad girl now. You're going to be number 32"
Within the next 30 seconds we'd also established that she had slept with 10 girls up til then as well.
"I just love getting fucked. As long as its a big cock" - same girl many many times
But my favourite was from a 21 year old girl off OKC, after asking how many girls i had slept with (usually i avoid answering or give a stupidly high or low number, but in this case i made up a believable low number as i could see where the conversation was headed) -
"Oh wow.. i feel like such a bad girl now. You're going to be number 32"
Within the next 30 seconds we'd also established that she had slept with 10 girls up til then as well.