Quote: (09-11-2013 03:57 PM)Remington Wrote:
Quote: (09-11-2013 03:52 PM)Teedub Wrote:
Beat yourself up in front of your boss just before you get fired and then blackmail them for assault. It's worked before. I can show you a clip.
Fight Club??? Kick your own ass in front of your boss.
Yes. I was joking mate.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken