[Moma]

If a woman asks for Facebook, it's a nice way of her telling you to go home and wank.

I don't do facebook and I am starting to phase taking phone numbers out of my rotation.

I went out clubbing on Saturday and ground up against a few nice women. Attempted a mild SNL close but they didn't really bite. My friend said, why didn't you get their numbers?

I said, for what? I rarely meet a woman that I am interested in conversing with.

There is probably a direct correlation between attractiveness and ability to conduct and hold a diverse and engaging conversation.

The only women I am interested in having long conversations with are the ones who I wouldn't bang for the love of money.

So if the hotties don't want to come home, fcuk taking a number and fcuk taking FB. If they don't want to fcuk, fcuk em.