I gave a cousin of mine shit for keeping hers and she basically confessed it was to honour her alpha father. Also gave her massive crap for her copies of 50 Shades of Shame that it's proof that her hubby is not dominant enough to give up her maiden name and not to worry because it's our secret. Just in case if and when i might need a favor, lollz.
"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"