[Moma]

When I first moved to NA, I was totally unfamiliar with the stripper culture. We don't do that across the ponds as a norm. Strip clubs there are expensive and the women in there are usually on some real drugs and look scaggy as fcuk.

So when I came here and one dude I knew who used to live in the States introduced me to the concept, it seemed foreign and weird.

I strung along though.

We went to a club in Ajax and I saw a nice strip ho in there. I didn't know the rules, being a grimy cat from Europe and I put my hand straight on her juicy thonged up ass.

She didn't remove it and smiled at me saying "You enjoy touching that, don't you?"

I conceded that I did.

We went for a dance (20 bux).

I was sucking her tiddies and I tried to finger her twice but she brushed my hand away. I nearly spurted in my trousers, that's how much of a rager I had for her.

Finally the dance was over and I said bye to her.

I thought about calling her but I couldn't fathom what angle I would have over one of the many other tricks out there that would make her want to fcuk me.

The only thing I ever leverage is my travels and wit. I refuse to leverage money and I didn't/don't drive so in terms of logistics, it makes it awkward for these women.

This is why I constantly harp on the fact that we all pay in some way for these hoes.

Anyway, fcuk the stripper, Rshack, but keep your wallet on standby.

To me, 400 is a lot. I'd pay a pro to fcuk for less. A handjob, a blowjob, or any sort of female companionship that has sexual overtones (or undertones) carries equal moral value.