[speakeasy]

When I lived in Wilmington, Delaware as kid there was a local Dominos pizza where some guys got arrested when it was found out that they had ejaculated on people's pizzas. This girl I knew as a teen said she had this friend who took a shit in some chile that got served at a party. Ugh...I'm sure shit like this goes on all the time anyplace that there are bored teens working in fast food. We've probably all ingested someone's spit, boogers, shit or semen unknowingly at one point in our life.