" I remember standing up, saying "You're cute", forking over my digits, and leaving cradling my mostly empty tequila bottle like an infant. GREAT first impression. I already knew it was a red flag that he wanted to see me again after that, but I figured what the hell. I just assumed I was adorable drunk. "
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