[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Moving from selling some bullshit that you have to force down people's throats to selling something truly useful or advantageous does wonders for your psyche. There are still plenty of opportunities for torture, though, such as when you sell a good product, but its customer support sucks and you feel guilty for watching the client struggle with those oafs while you can't do anything.

I should have been born less empathic.