[Dulceácido]

Jajaja! Alright, my young Chilly-Pimp, coming up in the game, allow me to shed a little light on South American hotties... I would love to cruise down south with a young dude like you and watch your eyeballs pop from your head and see you dragged through the streets by your raging hormones... She's a cute girl, but very mediocre for down south.

Out of curiosity, what is your opinion of Colombian Esperanza Gomez?