[Purple Urkle]

Dig the thread. Anyhow, I'm 45 and have only twice banged a woman over 30. When I was 25 I nailed a 36 year old red hot gym mama who had a better body than most 20 year-olds, the first woman who ever really taught me how to fuck and shoot in her hair and eyes and nostrils. Then I nailed a 38 year old yoga body guru about five years ago who had one of the tightest prettiest light pink pussies I've ever seen. It sparkled in the sunlight. I have never seen such a clean vagina as that elderly bang. I swooped her rolling dolo on the boardwalk in Huntington Beach, Cali. One hour from cold approach to bang. My personal best.