1. Published first book
2. Spent at least two months abroad and have slept with girls in their home cities
3. A proficient and regular plan for daygame
4. Fixed my broken bed
5. 75 consecutive pushups
6. Be more of an inspiration to my younger brother
7. Find a place in New York that sells good cheese for a reasonable price
8. Ride my bike out to Montauk, get drunk, bang a girl there, go surfing and ride back
9. Have sex in one of the bathrooms at my job
10. Eat less bread
11. Have at least 75% of the girls I sleep with in the next year be 24 years old or under and not American
12. Reject and shame fatties with a vengeance
13. Get a girl to pay for my dinner at Per Se
14. Get a few more plants
15. Kill an animal and eat it
16. Start playing a sport other than fooseball
17. Watch every Kurosawa film and take notes
18. Not fuck that 35 year old crazy Kiwi bitch who i keep running into when i am drunk and tells me to 'give her more gazzies'
19. Do some drugs and walk through a forest
20. Do some drugs, walk around the West Village and fuck with the tourists
21. Trespass somewhere awesome
22. Make breakfast more often
23. Devote at least 10 hours per week to writing my next book
24. Find more ways to get drunk for free
25. Befriend someone at a hotel in the city that has a pool
26. Get a camera and tape sex with model girls
27. Work out my back more
28. Find another writer who speaks to me like Hemingway, Orwell and Vonnegut did
29. Never wear white socks
30. Find a perfect healthy snack to eat between 2-3pm
31. Avoid death
2. Spent at least two months abroad and have slept with girls in their home cities
3. A proficient and regular plan for daygame
4. Fixed my broken bed
5. 75 consecutive pushups
6. Be more of an inspiration to my younger brother
7. Find a place in New York that sells good cheese for a reasonable price
8. Ride my bike out to Montauk, get drunk, bang a girl there, go surfing and ride back
9. Have sex in one of the bathrooms at my job
10. Eat less bread
11. Have at least 75% of the girls I sleep with in the next year be 24 years old or under and not American
12. Reject and shame fatties with a vengeance
13. Get a girl to pay for my dinner at Per Se
14. Get a few more plants
15. Kill an animal and eat it
16. Start playing a sport other than fooseball
17. Watch every Kurosawa film and take notes
18. Not fuck that 35 year old crazy Kiwi bitch who i keep running into when i am drunk and tells me to 'give her more gazzies'
19. Do some drugs and walk through a forest
20. Do some drugs, walk around the West Village and fuck with the tourists
21. Trespass somewhere awesome
22. Make breakfast more often
23. Devote at least 10 hours per week to writing my next book
24. Find more ways to get drunk for free
25. Befriend someone at a hotel in the city that has a pool
26. Get a camera and tape sex with model girls
27. Work out my back more
28. Find another writer who speaks to me like Hemingway, Orwell and Vonnegut did
29. Never wear white socks
30. Find a perfect healthy snack to eat between 2-3pm
31. Avoid death