Guy tries to rob a salon in mother russia but the woman that runs it is a black belt in karate an drops him with a kick. She then proceeds to tie him up in the back room an make him her sex slave for 3 days feeding him Viagra. After 3 days buys him some new jeans an gives him some coin an sends him on his way....
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