as told to a friend...
man, im gonna tell u a story. i was on my A game tonight. macking on every fucking bitch and they all loved it. finally the people i was out with got lame and booked home. i stayed put. i found a chick. she wanted to bring me to some bar. i said HEY i need to go home and get money ( even though i had plenty) she said dont worry about it. i was rubbing her ass, feeling her tits making out and every fucking thing on the walk to the bar. she bought me a drink. we played a game of darts that decided whether she was gonna come to my house. she lost. but i fucked up. i lost her for a few minutes. she ended up making out with some black dude. i lost. it was pitiful. i am ashamed. i had to walk past both of them on my shameful departure. it was dispicable. on the walk home i planned on beating off but im too drunk and too disappointed to bother.the end
man, im gonna tell u a story. i was on my A game tonight. macking on every fucking bitch and they all loved it. finally the people i was out with got lame and booked home. i stayed put. i found a chick. she wanted to bring me to some bar. i said HEY i need to go home and get money ( even though i had plenty) she said dont worry about it. i was rubbing her ass, feeling her tits making out and every fucking thing on the walk to the bar. she bought me a drink. we played a game of darts that decided whether she was gonna come to my house. she lost. but i fucked up. i lost her for a few minutes. she ended up making out with some black dude. i lost. it was pitiful. i am ashamed. i had to walk past both of them on my shameful departure. it was dispicable. on the walk home i planned on beating off but im too drunk and too disappointed to bother.the end