Who tha f**k is tha turks
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Ancient Turkey was originally tha homeland of tha Hitites, a middle eastsideern gangstas whoz a** was cousins ta tha semites, although, shorta n' sturdier. Most of Turkey up in fact was dominizzled by tha Hitites until they empire fell. Their glory days was over yo, but as a gangstas they survived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Westsideside Turkey was home ta Greek colonists, one colony eventually prosperin n' becomin tha fabled hood of Troy, which was destroyed by tha Myceneans.
Da Myceneanz of Sparta, up in turn, was invaded n' enslaved (turned tha f**k into tha helot class) by a crew of Dorians whoz a** went on ta become tha mo' hyped warlike Spartans. Karmaz a b*tch, what tha f**k can I say. Right back up in yo muthafuckin a**. So anyway; despite tha Myceneans beatin tha livin shizzle outta Troy, tha other colonies survived, grew, prospered n' spread all inout tha rest of Turkey n' fuckin started humpin wit tha local Hitites, so thus, ancient Turkey was a mixture of Greek n' Hitite elements, dat is why some Turks look Greek.
Then tha Persians took it over, they straight-up dug dat land, n' so they busted colonists, n' they too decided ta breed wit tha Locals, so now tha Turks is a mixture of Greek, Hitite, n' Persian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But then Greece under Macedonian rule wanted revenge against tha Persians, n' Alexander tha Great overran it, n' conquered tha Persian empire fo' realz. And nuff Greeks decided ta stay up in Turkey, so once again tha now mixed Hitite, Persian, n' earlier Greek mixed turks, mixed wit tha mo' recent Greeks.
But then Alexanderz empire fell n' then Rome rolled along, n' they largely left it alone n' decided not ta breed wit em although, there was a lil' small-a** handful of Romans whoz a** straight-up dug tha ghetto so they stayed there n' interhooked up yo, but not up in significant numbers. Right back up in yo muthafuckin a**. Seein tha prosperitizzle of Anatolia (Turkey), nuff slavic tribes escapin tha depredationz of barbarians from tha north, tha izzlestorz of tha Vikings tha Rus, decided ta move south.
So now tha Hitite, Greek n' Persian mixed Turks, mixed wit some Slavs. But then Rome up in a typically guido fashizzle pissed off too nuff gangstas n' thus em gangstas decided Rome should burn, so they burned it fo' realz. And then Attila n' his Huns decided ta mo' and less finish tha thang, although, Rome was already finished by then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da central asiatic hunish hordes straight-up gotz nuff props fo'Anatolia, n' so, a crew of em stayed, n' tha Hitite, Greek, Persian n' Slavic mixed turks, decided ta breed wit em fo' realz. And thus now tha turks is mixed Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, n' central asian hunish.
But then finally tha Byzantine empire fell, n' a crew of gangstas from Turkmekistan decided ta make dat place they home, n' like tha huns they was also central Asian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And thus, tha Turks decided ta mix wit tha locals, whoz a** was Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian n' Hunish, n' cuz it was a straight-up ill ghetto some Arabs decided they too wanted ta join along, n' so tha turks became a mixture of Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian n' Hunish, up in ADDITION ta Arabs.
But it don't end there fo' realz. As if dat wasn't enough, gangstas from Kurdistan n' tha Caucasus mountains, not ta mention eastsideern European balkan origin Janissaries, decided ta mix wit tha turks. Thus, tha turks is a mixture of Hitite, Greec, Persian, Slavic from two different fronts, central Asian from two different central asian tribes, n' finally, Persian n' Arabic.
In other lyrics, tha Turks is REAL mutts, not like some american airhead whoz a** says "oh, I've gotz austrian, german n' Italian up in me; I be such a mutt, muthafucka! tehee!" Give a freakin break man; yo a** is only a mut if yo a** is mixed wit different gangstass, like fo' example, tha Turks. Da Turks, is only linguistically related ta tha current residentz of Turkmekistan who, appearizzle wise, look not a god damn thang like modern Turks. Da Turks is a mixture of tha above mentioned middle eastsideern gangstas but it don't end there; one of tha gangstasz tha hitites warred against, was a crew of Celtic warriors originally from central Europe. Right back up in yo muthafuckin a**. So....... they also gotz a lil bit of Celtic up in there.
Again, Turks is only related ta tha gangstas from Turkmekistan, linguistically fo' realz. Appearizzle wise, genetically bustin lyrics, they is only partially related ta them, all kindsa muthafuckin empires, all kindsa muthafuckin gangstasz have settled up in Anatolia, lata called Turkey, dat it don't belong ta any one race, n' all races whoz a** have ever lived there, lived up in relatizzle harmony wit one another wit tha exception of they relationshizzle wit tha Kurds. Right back up in yo muthafuckin a**. So why have all kindsa muthafuckin empires n' gangstasz invaded em lands?
Here is a few thangs yo a** may not have known bout Turkey;
1) A year long growin season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Turkey has da most thugged-out fertile landz up in tha ghetto, n' among da most thugged-out dope. They have watermelons tha size of 4 basketballs.
2) There is varied, yet fertile soil, n' every last muthafuckin crop known ta man, practically every last muthafuckin crop known ta man, is grown up in Turkey. They grow everythang from Tomatoes, ta corn, ta oranges. Yo a** name it, they grow dat shit. From they produce alone, whenever Turkey was well managed, dat generated considerable wealth.
3) As if tha landz was not enough, cuz partz of Turkey is dotted wit high mountains, there is fresh gin n juice lakes everywhere tha source of near limitless fresh drankin water.
Da landz of Turkey is so rich, tha Turks themselves proudly say of they ghetto, dat it aint nuthin but tha closest muthafuckin thang ta Eden.
As if dat wasn't enough, up in ADDITION ta bein straight-up rich landz blessed wit soil enriched by extinct volcanoes, there be also itz location; it aint nuthin but tha gateway ghetto tha f**k into tha middle eastside n' eastside asia, n' tha ghetto, and rather region, dat always called tha shotz regardin what tha f**k gotz tha f**k into Europe from tha silk road. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So from itz location alone, it also generated wealth there is STILL one mo' muthafuckin thang dat is pimped out bout Turkey, at least from a ancient conquerorz perspective; tha ghetto is one gigantic fortress.
Yo a** can think of Turkey, as a giant fortress wit gardens up in tha center. Turkey has only been successfully conquered, by militaries dat was top notch, wit generals whoz a** was up in a clasz of they own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There be a reason, despite centuriez of Ottoman rule, dat tha Arabs did not cook up a direc' assault on Turkey; like Switzerland, a battle on Turkey is suicide. In tha past, it was only conquered cuz tha gangstas whoz a** conquered it was desperate fo' chicken, n' they say, if yo a** promise a hungry playa chicken, he will fight like a ferocious tiger.
Da original gangsta anatolian Turks, tha earliest gangstasz ta bust moves up in Turkey, was tha Hitites, then tha Celts, n' wit each successive wave, tha original gangsta hitites always mixed wit whoever settled up in they ghetto. Itz part of tha reason modern Turks is so strange looking; they have mixed wit all kindsa muthafuckin gangstas, dat tha majoritizzle of modern Turks don't associate themselves wit any race so they simply call themselves "Turks."
With a gangstas so racially mixed, it aint nuthin but lil wonder they don't like Arabs; Turks, blended a gangstas as they are, is not goin ta git along straight-up well wit a crew of gangstas arrogantly proud of they ethnicitizzle ta tha point where they don't breed wit every last muthafuckin muthafucka. It be also one of tha ironiez of history; tha Turks have long holla'd, they was tha punishment of Allah on tha Arabs. Da Arabs, whoz a** proudly refused ta breed wit every last muthafuckin muthafucka, gotz tha crap beaten up of em by Turks, whoz a** is pretty freakin far from bein "pure."
If dat aint a "Dogg" type punishment, I don't give a f**k what tha f**k is.
I overtyped n' soapboxed so mah apologies, hope dis lyrics yo' thangs, although like a mo' intelligent posta here I was unable ta cite resources nor type dis answer up in a academic manner. Nevertheless I hope it helped.
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Ancient Turkey was originally tha homeland of tha Hitites, a middle eastsideern gangstas whoz a** was cousins ta tha semites, although, shorta n' sturdier. Most of Turkey up in fact was dominizzled by tha Hitites until they empire fell. Their glory days was over yo, but as a gangstas they survived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Westsideside Turkey was home ta Greek colonists, one colony eventually prosperin n' becomin tha fabled hood of Troy, which was destroyed by tha Myceneans.
Da Myceneanz of Sparta, up in turn, was invaded n' enslaved (turned tha f**k into tha helot class) by a crew of Dorians whoz a** went on ta become tha mo' hyped warlike Spartans. Karmaz a b*tch, what tha f**k can I say. Right back up in yo muthafuckin a**. So anyway; despite tha Myceneans beatin tha livin shizzle outta Troy, tha other colonies survived, grew, prospered n' spread all inout tha rest of Turkey n' fuckin started humpin wit tha local Hitites, so thus, ancient Turkey was a mixture of Greek n' Hitite elements, dat is why some Turks look Greek.
Then tha Persians took it over, they straight-up dug dat land, n' so they busted colonists, n' they too decided ta breed wit tha Locals, so now tha Turks is a mixture of Greek, Hitite, n' Persian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But then Greece under Macedonian rule wanted revenge against tha Persians, n' Alexander tha Great overran it, n' conquered tha Persian empire fo' realz. And nuff Greeks decided ta stay up in Turkey, so once again tha now mixed Hitite, Persian, n' earlier Greek mixed turks, mixed wit tha mo' recent Greeks.
But then Alexanderz empire fell n' then Rome rolled along, n' they largely left it alone n' decided not ta breed wit em although, there was a lil' small-a** handful of Romans whoz a** straight-up dug tha ghetto so they stayed there n' interhooked up yo, but not up in significant numbers. Right back up in yo muthafuckin a**. Seein tha prosperitizzle of Anatolia (Turkey), nuff slavic tribes escapin tha depredationz of barbarians from tha north, tha izzlestorz of tha Vikings tha Rus, decided ta move south.
So now tha Hitite, Greek n' Persian mixed Turks, mixed wit some Slavs. But then Rome up in a typically guido fashizzle pissed off too nuff gangstas n' thus em gangstas decided Rome should burn, so they burned it fo' realz. And then Attila n' his Huns decided ta mo' and less finish tha thang, although, Rome was already finished by then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da central asiatic hunish hordes straight-up gotz nuff props fo'Anatolia, n' so, a crew of em stayed, n' tha Hitite, Greek, Persian n' Slavic mixed turks, decided ta breed wit em fo' realz. And thus now tha turks is mixed Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, n' central asian hunish.
But then finally tha Byzantine empire fell, n' a crew of gangstas from Turkmekistan decided ta make dat place they home, n' like tha huns they was also central Asian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And thus, tha Turks decided ta mix wit tha locals, whoz a** was Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian n' Hunish, n' cuz it was a straight-up ill ghetto some Arabs decided they too wanted ta join along, n' so tha turks became a mixture of Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian n' Hunish, up in ADDITION ta Arabs.
But it don't end there fo' realz. As if dat wasn't enough, gangstas from Kurdistan n' tha Caucasus mountains, not ta mention eastsideern European balkan origin Janissaries, decided ta mix wit tha turks. Thus, tha turks is a mixture of Hitite, Greec, Persian, Slavic from two different fronts, central Asian from two different central asian tribes, n' finally, Persian n' Arabic.
In other lyrics, tha Turks is REAL mutts, not like some american airhead whoz a** says "oh, I've gotz austrian, german n' Italian up in me; I be such a mutt, muthafucka! tehee!" Give a freakin break man; yo a** is only a mut if yo a** is mixed wit different gangstass, like fo' example, tha Turks. Da Turks, is only linguistically related ta tha current residentz of Turkmekistan who, appearizzle wise, look not a god damn thang like modern Turks. Da Turks is a mixture of tha above mentioned middle eastsideern gangstas but it don't end there; one of tha gangstasz tha hitites warred against, was a crew of Celtic warriors originally from central Europe. Right back up in yo muthafuckin a**. So....... they also gotz a lil bit of Celtic up in there.
Again, Turks is only related ta tha gangstas from Turkmekistan, linguistically fo' realz. Appearizzle wise, genetically bustin lyrics, they is only partially related ta them, all kindsa muthafuckin empires, all kindsa muthafuckin gangstasz have settled up in Anatolia, lata called Turkey, dat it don't belong ta any one race, n' all races whoz a** have ever lived there, lived up in relatizzle harmony wit one another wit tha exception of they relationshizzle wit tha Kurds. Right back up in yo muthafuckin a**. So why have all kindsa muthafuckin empires n' gangstasz invaded em lands?
Here is a few thangs yo a** may not have known bout Turkey;
1) A year long growin season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Turkey has da most thugged-out fertile landz up in tha ghetto, n' among da most thugged-out dope. They have watermelons tha size of 4 basketballs.
2) There is varied, yet fertile soil, n' every last muthafuckin crop known ta man, practically every last muthafuckin crop known ta man, is grown up in Turkey. They grow everythang from Tomatoes, ta corn, ta oranges. Yo a** name it, they grow dat shit. From they produce alone, whenever Turkey was well managed, dat generated considerable wealth.
3) As if tha landz was not enough, cuz partz of Turkey is dotted wit high mountains, there is fresh gin n juice lakes everywhere tha source of near limitless fresh drankin water.
Da landz of Turkey is so rich, tha Turks themselves proudly say of they ghetto, dat it aint nuthin but tha closest muthafuckin thang ta Eden.
As if dat wasn't enough, up in ADDITION ta bein straight-up rich landz blessed wit soil enriched by extinct volcanoes, there be also itz location; it aint nuthin but tha gateway ghetto tha f**k into tha middle eastside n' eastside asia, n' tha ghetto, and rather region, dat always called tha shotz regardin what tha f**k gotz tha f**k into Europe from tha silk road. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So from itz location alone, it also generated wealth there is STILL one mo' muthafuckin thang dat is pimped out bout Turkey, at least from a ancient conquerorz perspective; tha ghetto is one gigantic fortress.
Yo a** can think of Turkey, as a giant fortress wit gardens up in tha center. Turkey has only been successfully conquered, by militaries dat was top notch, wit generals whoz a** was up in a clasz of they own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There be a reason, despite centuriez of Ottoman rule, dat tha Arabs did not cook up a direc' assault on Turkey; like Switzerland, a battle on Turkey is suicide. In tha past, it was only conquered cuz tha gangstas whoz a** conquered it was desperate fo' chicken, n' they say, if yo a** promise a hungry playa chicken, he will fight like a ferocious tiger.
Da original gangsta anatolian Turks, tha earliest gangstasz ta bust moves up in Turkey, was tha Hitites, then tha Celts, n' wit each successive wave, tha original gangsta hitites always mixed wit whoever settled up in they ghetto. Itz part of tha reason modern Turks is so strange looking; they have mixed wit all kindsa muthafuckin gangstas, dat tha majoritizzle of modern Turks don't associate themselves wit any race so they simply call themselves "Turks."
With a gangstas so racially mixed, it aint nuthin but lil wonder they don't like Arabs; Turks, blended a gangstas as they are, is not goin ta git along straight-up well wit a crew of gangstas arrogantly proud of they ethnicitizzle ta tha point where they don't breed wit every last muthafuckin muthafucka. It be also one of tha ironiez of history; tha Turks have long holla'd, they was tha punishment of Allah on tha Arabs. Da Arabs, whoz a** proudly refused ta breed wit every last muthafuckin muthafucka, gotz tha crap beaten up of em by Turks, whoz a** is pretty freakin far from bein "pure."
If dat aint a "Dogg" type punishment, I don't give a f**k what tha f**k is.
I overtyped n' soapboxed so mah apologies, hope dis lyrics yo' thangs, although like a mo' intelligent posta here I was unable ta cite resources nor type dis answer up in a academic manner. Nevertheless I hope it helped.