Quote: (12-03-2012 10:43 PM)kickboxer Wrote:
Should have fucked this hot sophmore my Freshman year. One day in shop class, she invited me to the Homecoming dance. At the end of class she said "Wait, I need to give you something" and she dug around in her purse. "You're going to need this" and handed me a condom.
You're fucking kidding me.