Tried to bang this chick tonight but she had more orbiters than Jupiter has moons couldn't fucking get past them. Then this other gurl who kept saying we'd go smoke a phat joint kept disappearing. She bought me a bunch of beers but still got distracted by orbiters. I fucking hate those guys chick saps them for a few minutes of praise and attention. Meanwhile you're trying to compete by not giving her as Mich attention as them.
I gave up then ate a pizza fuck my life I always eat junk when stressed or pissed
There was this dude with fucking tight dance approach game every time he'd approach shit looked like a music video. Wrong venue but respek
I gave up then ate a pizza fuck my life I always eat junk when stressed or pissed
There was this dude with fucking tight dance approach game every time he'd approach shit looked like a music video. Wrong venue but respek