Anyone ever watch the show 'Queer eye for a straight guy'?
It was 4 or 5 guy dudes who basically 'improved' men in the following ways:
1. Fashion
2. House interior
3. Ability to cook/romance women
4. Basic repair of hideous personality defects.
Funnily enough i think most people would rebound pretty quick.
Anyway so i bought a book by the main guy called Carson - who is extremely gay, it's about fashion and so far seems pretty good, quite an interesting read (interesting enough to be written by our man Socrates here! Go champ go!)
Anyway, onto my glorious life:
I will summarize some and expand on some others, here we go!
I was helping RPQ teach the BC in Beijing about two weeks ago, it was about 5am and we were sitting in KFC.
Now for those of you who haven't been to China or Mc Donalds or KFC in China....it's probably one of the most fucked up places you can be as you get drunk people, homeless people, shady dudes teaching pick up boot camps and the occasional hot chick...
I so happened to spot a hot chick and she unfortunately was with another guy, so i BUSTED out my awesome Non Verbal game (thanks RPQ) and started Gaming her non verbally, i started just by staring at her with my 'i'm so in love with you' eyes, to which she responded by being charmed of course.
I continued by using my hands to ask her if her and the dude were together or not, to which she responded with something i didn't understand, so i just kept staring at her (i was dressed quite snappily too) with longing eyes and smiling, eventually i started using my hands to communicate my phone number with my fingers (using the chinese number signs way) and then....
Scratch! (meaning story jump)
So a few months ago i was with RPQ and we'd just done a bc - it again was quite glorious, a day or so after the BC we'd decided to try and get laid.
We were in the local den of iniquity (Mix) and RPQ just opened a set on the dance floor using non verbal, there were two tall girls - both hot as hell and one of them had just blown some random C dude out as he was running the 'I have no other value so please come back to my table so i can try to intoxicate you to the point where i can bang you and you won't remember so no one need find out' game, RPQ opened one by tapping and motioning 'why did you reject that guy? because he has an ugly face'?
The girl watched this comical yet skilled display of non verbal communication and then she turned to her friend, tapped her and then the friend immediately turned to RPQ and yelled 'NO!' and then they both walked off as we both burst out laughing.
Just after this a girl dressed in white with lesbian short hair came along, RPQ opened her and she immediately took us to her table which had her, 2 girls and 2 dudes......(AWKWARD!).....
So we sat down and the drinking began!
We played this Game where you stick a piece of tissue in ur mouth and pass it to the next person who rips it and it gets smaller and smaller and if you don't pass it along you have to drink, it lead to RPQ making out with 1 or 2 of the girls while i got jack shit.
I did get pretty hammered though as the drinks kept flowing, i also got to watch my best prospect of the moment (Lesbian short hair girl) make out with some dude which was fun.
RPQ meanwhile was trying to bounce his bird with a little cushion for the pushin out the door (i think he escorted her to the toilets and was trying to bounce her to A hotel - a few minutes away) sadly to no avail as one of the friends CBed.
Skip forward a bit (i am now fairly hammered) - i jumped off the table and headed to the dance floor, i then saw a girl who reminds me of Beaker a bit (great fashion - short shorts/booty cutters, good body, nice face and can dance) and i opened her with some random shit.
She was from somewhere else in China, was 18 or 19, and alone in Beijing.
She didn't have anywhere to stay tonight - sounds perfect.
Sometime during my initial interaction with her the Lesbian Short Hair girl came along and told me that she loves me and tried to pull me back to the table and away from HBBeakerLookalike, i rejected her. (I had a bit of a Jedi moment and in real time RPQ told me I should go with LSHgirl - The other voice on the other shoulder said 'no.....go with Beakerlookalike...she looks like a screamer! go son go!' - i should have listened to RPQ)
Anyway so i brought her (HBBeakerlookalike) back to the table and continued the amusing ripping tissue with mouth game and continued the drinking awesomeness.
This would have been at around 4:30, which was a good time to have arm around nubile girl, tissue in mouth and a belly full of free alcohol - things were on the UP (or so it seemed).
Between 4:30 and 5am i seeded a bunch of random shit like, lets go look at my suitcase, i have tea in my room you can drink with me and whatever else i could think of at that time.
I thought it was going well when suddenly at 5am when i try to pull the girl says some shit about waiting till 6........I was dressed well, quite intoxicated and felt pretty much invincible at this point, so without really knowing why...i agreed (stupid stupid stupid stupid)
So we hang around doing random shit till 6 and exactly at 6am on the dot it gets WEIRD, she asks me if she can dance and NC some Foreign dude (he looked like a fucken hobo student)
I tell her no, that she is with me and wtf.
To be continued.....
It was 4 or 5 guy dudes who basically 'improved' men in the following ways:
1. Fashion
2. House interior
3. Ability to cook/romance women
4. Basic repair of hideous personality defects.
Funnily enough i think most people would rebound pretty quick.
Anyway so i bought a book by the main guy called Carson - who is extremely gay, it's about fashion and so far seems pretty good, quite an interesting read (interesting enough to be written by our man Socrates here! Go champ go!)
Anyway, onto my glorious life:
I will summarize some and expand on some others, here we go!
I was helping RPQ teach the BC in Beijing about two weeks ago, it was about 5am and we were sitting in KFC.
Now for those of you who haven't been to China or Mc Donalds or KFC in China....it's probably one of the most fucked up places you can be as you get drunk people, homeless people, shady dudes teaching pick up boot camps and the occasional hot chick...
I so happened to spot a hot chick and she unfortunately was with another guy, so i BUSTED out my awesome Non Verbal game (thanks RPQ) and started Gaming her non verbally, i started just by staring at her with my 'i'm so in love with you' eyes, to which she responded by being charmed of course.
I continued by using my hands to ask her if her and the dude were together or not, to which she responded with something i didn't understand, so i just kept staring at her (i was dressed quite snappily too) with longing eyes and smiling, eventually i started using my hands to communicate my phone number with my fingers (using the chinese number signs way) and then....
Scratch! (meaning story jump)
So a few months ago i was with RPQ and we'd just done a bc - it again was quite glorious, a day or so after the BC we'd decided to try and get laid.
We were in the local den of iniquity (Mix) and RPQ just opened a set on the dance floor using non verbal, there were two tall girls - both hot as hell and one of them had just blown some random C dude out as he was running the 'I have no other value so please come back to my table so i can try to intoxicate you to the point where i can bang you and you won't remember so no one need find out' game, RPQ opened one by tapping and motioning 'why did you reject that guy? because he has an ugly face'?
The girl watched this comical yet skilled display of non verbal communication and then she turned to her friend, tapped her and then the friend immediately turned to RPQ and yelled 'NO!' and then they both walked off as we both burst out laughing.
Just after this a girl dressed in white with lesbian short hair came along, RPQ opened her and she immediately took us to her table which had her, 2 girls and 2 dudes......(AWKWARD!).....
So we sat down and the drinking began!
We played this Game where you stick a piece of tissue in ur mouth and pass it to the next person who rips it and it gets smaller and smaller and if you don't pass it along you have to drink, it lead to RPQ making out with 1 or 2 of the girls while i got jack shit.
I did get pretty hammered though as the drinks kept flowing, i also got to watch my best prospect of the moment (Lesbian short hair girl) make out with some dude which was fun.
RPQ meanwhile was trying to bounce his bird with a little cushion for the pushin out the door (i think he escorted her to the toilets and was trying to bounce her to A hotel - a few minutes away) sadly to no avail as one of the friends CBed.
Skip forward a bit (i am now fairly hammered) - i jumped off the table and headed to the dance floor, i then saw a girl who reminds me of Beaker a bit (great fashion - short shorts/booty cutters, good body, nice face and can dance) and i opened her with some random shit.
She was from somewhere else in China, was 18 or 19, and alone in Beijing.
She didn't have anywhere to stay tonight - sounds perfect.
Sometime during my initial interaction with her the Lesbian Short Hair girl came along and told me that she loves me and tried to pull me back to the table and away from HBBeakerLookalike, i rejected her. (I had a bit of a Jedi moment and in real time RPQ told me I should go with LSHgirl - The other voice on the other shoulder said 'no.....go with Beakerlookalike...she looks like a screamer! go son go!' - i should have listened to RPQ)
Anyway so i brought her (HBBeakerlookalike) back to the table and continued the amusing ripping tissue with mouth game and continued the drinking awesomeness.
This would have been at around 4:30, which was a good time to have arm around nubile girl, tissue in mouth and a belly full of free alcohol - things were on the UP (or so it seemed).
Between 4:30 and 5am i seeded a bunch of random shit like, lets go look at my suitcase, i have tea in my room you can drink with me and whatever else i could think of at that time.
I thought it was going well when suddenly at 5am when i try to pull the girl says some shit about waiting till 6........I was dressed well, quite intoxicated and felt pretty much invincible at this point, so without really knowing why...i agreed (stupid stupid stupid stupid)
So we hang around doing random shit till 6 and exactly at 6am on the dot it gets WEIRD, she asks me if she can dance and NC some Foreign dude (he looked like a fucken hobo student)
I tell her no, that she is with me and wtf.
To be continued.....