A Close Reading of Durang's Epic Throwing-Up Dog Animated GIF
By Tuthmosis
1. It's just another day in Alpha Dog's life. And, like on every other day, he's taxing like the champ that he is. Even the bitch is into it, with a pleased dog-grin on her face. Everything's good.
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2. That half-eaten bag of curly fries and chili dog he snatched up from the dumpster are starting to rear their ugly heads. Who knows how long they were in there. But, like the top dog that he is, Alpha Dog doesn't wait to throw up. He cuts loose right there and then. Fuck it.
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3. As is common with females, the bitch is a fair-weather friend. She gets out of dodge right-quick, leaving Alpha Dog at his darkest hour.
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4. Nothing phases a top dog. A bitch is a bitch, but Alpha Dog's lunch is Alpha Dog's lunch. Confident that he can swoop another bitch, or that same one, later on, he chooses to slurp his stubborn lunch back up--rather than chase after a disloyal, flakey bitch. If the lunch won't stay, he'll make it stay. You can't let a good thing go to waste, and bitches always come second.
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Lesson:
Banging is good, but the true Alpha Dog doesn't let females dominate his life. He prioritizes the various aspects of his life according to his current needs. He knows life is unpredictable, so he lives in the moment, and adjusts to conditions on the ground.
Value as a Smiley:
1. To express general disgust.
2. To express disgust at someone else's bang, or one from your own shameful past.
3. To express that you would bang, but would be disgusted at yourself for it (a 5/10 or the anal-tattoo broad, for instance).
4. To express an unexpected, unpleasant surprise.
By Tuthmosis
1. It's just another day in Alpha Dog's life. And, like on every other day, he's taxing like the champ that he is. Even the bitch is into it, with a pleased dog-grin on her face. Everything's good.
2. That half-eaten bag of curly fries and chili dog he snatched up from the dumpster are starting to rear their ugly heads. Who knows how long they were in there. But, like the top dog that he is, Alpha Dog doesn't wait to throw up. He cuts loose right there and then. Fuck it.
3. As is common with females, the bitch is a fair-weather friend. She gets out of dodge right-quick, leaving Alpha Dog at his darkest hour.
4. Nothing phases a top dog. A bitch is a bitch, but Alpha Dog's lunch is Alpha Dog's lunch. Confident that he can swoop another bitch, or that same one, later on, he chooses to slurp his stubborn lunch back up--rather than chase after a disloyal, flakey bitch. If the lunch won't stay, he'll make it stay. You can't let a good thing go to waste, and bitches always come second.
Lesson:
Banging is good, but the true Alpha Dog doesn't let females dominate his life. He prioritizes the various aspects of his life according to his current needs. He knows life is unpredictable, so he lives in the moment, and adjusts to conditions on the ground.
Value as a Smiley:
1. To express general disgust.
2. To express disgust at someone else's bang, or one from your own shameful past.
3. To express that you would bang, but would be disgusted at yourself for it (a 5/10 or the anal-tattoo broad, for instance).
4. To express an unexpected, unpleasant surprise.