One time I was at Bills Casino in South Lake Tahoe for New Years and Ami James and Chris Nunez from Miami Ink were there. Nunez tried to talk to my girlfriend when she walked to the bar but she didn't hear him and kept walking. I was going to knock his teeth out but then I realized I'm not a jealous retard and Ami might be able to kick my ass*. This makes for a better story than getting my teeth knocked out by a 35 year old B celebrity at a shitty casino in Tahoe.
*Not serious about wanting to kick Nunez's ass, pretty serious about Ami probably being able to kick my ass.
*Not serious about wanting to kick Nunez's ass, pretty serious about Ami probably being able to kick my ass.