[Monkey Business]

I met a cool guy today while I was out running an errand. But he was being walked by his dog across my path and as I said hey the dog snarled at me. He apologized and moved towards his car. It was a Volkswagen GTI. I used to own a GTI. His car was pretty sick, had nice rims, but it wasn't a turbo so I didn't pop wood or anything. As I'm chatting him up about his car, and trying to have a civil conversation about cars and our shard interest in GTIs, his little shit dog is running around like crazy with it's tail between its legs and being disobedient. So needless to say there wasn't much room to engage in a meaningful conversation with another human being because he was busy trying to wrangle his useless eater, and so we parted ways. This is the shit I'm talking about.