[Aquarius]

(02-17-2019 09:41 PM)scotian Wrote:  

Let’s all just convert to Islam and go full on jihad instead. Giving up the beer and bacon will be tough but having sex slaves and throwing queers off of roofs could be fun.

Sorry, but I like my girls in long hair, tight pants or short skirts, and high heels, and also the ability to game them.

If we adopt jihad, those of us not lucky enough to have sex slaves will only see mobile black patio umbrellas in public, and have to resort to sticking our cocks to other men's doodoo hole in private.

For the luckier ones, having 72 virgins thrown at me is too much. Analysis paralysis. 7 at a time is more than enough.