Quote: (01-26-2019 03:44 PM)Savonarola Wrote:
One girl I was texting with came over specifically one afternoon to fuck. She'd seen me IRL at a festival the previous week (I hadn't noticed her) and recognized me from my Tinder, where we'd matched.
The moment she walked in, she was acting weirdly.
"Do you like my tits," she said, taking off her shirt.
"They're okay," I said.
Then she pulls out paperwork on her phone. "I'm clean," she said, "and these are my tests. But you must use a condom."
"Okay," I said. I suddenly knew that she was a semi-pro.
We fucked. Mechanical. Lasted maybe 10 minutes.
After, she starts talking about how she's going to Dubai the next week. How she gets "free trips" around the world.
I realized what I was dealing with here. So I put it to her bluntly. "How many guys have you slept with?"
"About 185," she said.
I got dressed and shoved her out the door. Never saw her again.
Where do you live? I never heard about a girl bringing her "paperwork" on the phone.