[Waqqle]

Seems in character for the kind of guy who gets his own name tattooed in an arch above his belly button. Those spelling errors though: "disrespectul" and "deciever." Geez. Also, if she did take him back, would the huge self-insulting tattoo covering most of his torso not make their sex life and every family trip to the beach very uncomfortable? I suspect that this decision was made impulsively and in haste without much consideration for the long-term future.

Then again, what's the point of being stupid if you can't instantly broadcast it to everyone you meet for the rest of your natural life?