[Boosh]

This one time I smiled and said hey at a stranger walking in a crosswalk and she flat out ghosted me like I didn't say a word. Then I proceeded with what I was going to say but louder as she was walking away, "but I wanted to talk to you and if I don't talk to you I don't think I'd be right the rest of the day unless I did" she's still ghosting me. Then I proclaim I'm making a paper airplane and throwing it her way with my number in it. And I literally air-paper plane like a boss. She has a slight hint of turning around... I'm sure on looking drivers got a good show.