[Kona]

I'm a sick to salesfucks because I know what I need. I love when some trollop wants to take me to lunch because an add on the phone book is going to revolutionise my shit.

Or the fuckwagon that sells me tools. I know what I need, don't push me to buy shit I don't need.

My favorite us the Zep cleaning stuff dicksuck. I told him if he eats the floor cleaner I'd buy it. I don't even have the floor for the shit, and he was about about to do it. Just leave the papertowels and get the hell out.

Aloha!