You've got to have a little bit of a mix of sarcasm, direct, and truth:
-These are just a few off the top of my head-
"I've got 0 expectations until I meet someone in person and go from there"
"My ex wife of course!"
"Honestly, nothing, I like to feel a person out and see how we vibe before even thinking about that"
"The least craziest girl possible"
"Woah already trying to get hitched to me?"
Honestly you shouldn't be having such serious convos or even leading the conversation to that place to begin with, especially before meeting.
Texting should always be sparse, funny, light, and to finalize logistics.
If a girl asks that question in person, keep it funny but real, treat like a little sister asking you a question.
Drop a light joke first, see how she reacts, if she pressed then be direct about have 0 expectations and seeing how you vibe with someone first.
Be creative, make a mix of the above, but play it your own way and for the given scenario.
-These are just a few off the top of my head-
"I've got 0 expectations until I meet someone in person and go from there"
"My ex wife of course!"
"Honestly, nothing, I like to feel a person out and see how we vibe before even thinking about that"
"The least craziest girl possible"
"Woah already trying to get hitched to me?"
Honestly you shouldn't be having such serious convos or even leading the conversation to that place to begin with, especially before meeting.
Texting should always be sparse, funny, light, and to finalize logistics.
If a girl asks that question in person, keep it funny but real, treat like a little sister asking you a question.
Drop a light joke first, see how she reacts, if she pressed then be direct about have 0 expectations and seeing how you vibe with someone first.
Be creative, make a mix of the above, but play it your own way and for the given scenario.