[j r]

I want to write a series of detective novels about a feminist private investigator. She'd be part of some secret feminist society that went out looking to avenge crimes against womankind. Of course, they're feminists, so they have a complete lack of deductive reasoning and rational thought processes. Every crime must have been committed by a creepy loser with a small dick who can't get laid, so she'd always end up accusing betas and manginas for crimes committed by charming alphas.